Clueless

Clueless at the Constabulary

Detective Clueless address the Constable of the town in his Constabulary.

Detective Clueless: "Monsieur Constable, I am grateful for the opportunity to find zees stolen spectacles. I understand they are very important and must be found at all costs.

I vish to report what I have done so far. I have interviewed ze man whose name you gave me. He zeems to be in need of psychiatric help. His claims, they were extravagant. Perhaps you could find him some help, no?

I interviewed the neighbors and also came up with nothing. Then I met this boot boy who gave me the first clue of the day. He zaid that there were people living in one of the small houses at the end of ze street who were very strange and had a small blue dog with them. Well, I inquired further and found out that they own one of those derelict airbuses. So I, Detective Clueless will now go and route these villains out."

Detective Clueless salutes and takes his leave of the Constable.

Detective Clueless consults a card in his hand and nods to himself "Yes this is ze place."

Detective Clueless knocks

Fitheach Eun adds a second dagger; she is tired of feeling underdressed

Talia.Sunsong: Startles from the knock as she is fluffing her wings and throws a cape over her wings

Savage.Taurus: yawns and puffs on his pipe, unconcerned

Detective Clueless: "Oen up in ze name of ze law"

Fitheach Eun looks at the bolted door and calls out: "Who is knocking?"

Clueless Outside the Hideout

Talia.Sunsong: “What is ze law?”

Fitheach Eun: “I am not sure, Talia”

Detective Clueless: “It is I, Detective Clueless. I wish to speak with you."

Talia.Sunsong picks up baby Rorn

Fitheach Eun: What is a defective? Or is that his name?

Detective Clueless stares at the door as if expecting it to explode.

Detective Clueless knocks again

Detective Clueless begins kicking the door. “Open up I say!”

Fitheach Eun sighs and walks to the door

Talia.Sunsong: The noise wakes up baby Rorn, who blinks his eyes sleepily.

Fitheach Eun: "You there; why are you pounding on our door?"

Detective Clueless: “I insist you open zis door- I am a detective - 3rd class. I must interview you.”

Fitheach Eun: "What is a defective? And what is an interview?

Detective Clueless: An officer of the law.

Fitheach Eun: “Law?”

Detective Clueless rains blows on the door

Talia.Sunsong: Whispers loudly. "He's only 3rd class. I'm much classier."

Savage.Taurus: “Come back when you are first class. We don't deal with third rate whatever-you-are-s.”

Fitheach Eun shrugs and unlocks the door, opening it slowly.

Detective Clueless: “I shall come back with several constables if you do not let me in.”

Fitheach Eun sighs: "The door is open you idiot."

Fitheach Eun ignores the visitor and turns to pick up her bow and arrows; she slings them over her back

The Detective Falls on the Doorsill

Detective Clueless falls on the doorsill as he enters

Detective Clueless gets up and addresses himself to the crowd

Savage.Taurus: chuckles at the clumsy detective

Fitheach Eun wonders what on earth he wants

Detective Clueless: You have been seen by a witness to be very suspecious people

Fitheach Eun: “May we help you, defective?”

Detective Clueless: “Do you have a blue dog?”

Fitheach Eun: “A dog?”

Talia.Sunsong: ”Usually people call me mischievous not suspicious.”

Detective Clueless: “Ah, What is that in your arm Madmoselle?”

Talia.Sunsong: “Yes, it's a DOG not a baby DRAGON!”

It's  a Dog, not a Baby Dragon!

Savage.Taurus : mutters, "seems like a defective detective"

Fitheach Eun nods

Detective Clueless huffs

Talia.Sunsong tries to cover baby Rorn with her cape, but Rorn pops his head up.

Fitheach Eun settles her bow more comfortably

Detective Clueless: “I have it on good athority that you may have been in the vicinity of a yellow house, hmmm.”

Savage.Taurus: “Can you describe the house? What color is it?”

Detective Clueless: “A house where a very important item was STOLEN!”

Fitheach Eun: “I do not believe you are correct; I have not seen a yellow house save the one by the ocean near the boardwalk.”

Talia.Sunsong: “I never was in a vicinity. I stay away from vice.”

Detective Clueless shakes his finger at the lady with the dog

Talia.Sunsong: “Seeing the moving finger, Rorn stretches his neck out to bite it.”

Detective Clueless: “You will answer to me. Have you the stolen item?”

Talia.Sunsong: “What's stealing?”

Detective Clueless goggles at the lady

Savage.Taurus: “I don't think I've ever seen a stolen item.”

Detective Clueless: “To take what is not yours, of course.”

Fitheach Eun looks at Talia; “We have had this conversation.”

I thought the Universe Just Gives Me Things

Talia.Sunsong: “I thought the universe just gives me things.”

Savage.Taurus: “What does an item look like when it is stolen versus when it is not stolen?”

Fiesty Lotus: “Um sir, would you like some tea? Nice soothing tea?”

Savage.Taurus: “Perhaps if you drink some tea, your item won't be stolen anymore?”

Detective Clueless: “Ah no. But I could do with a biscuit.”

Detective Clueless smiles winningly at the child and almost falls again

Talia.Sunsong looks for dog biscuits she's been feeding to Rorn

Savage.Taurus: “My momma always said, the cure for a stolen item is a good cup of tea, or was that swollen eyeball? She said a lot of silly things.”

Fitheach Eun looks for the tin of cookies but sees it is empty...

Fiesty Lotus goes off to make some tea.

Talia.Sunsong puts a dog biscuit on a plate and hands it to the strange man.

Detective Clueless takes the biscuit and bites into it.

Rorn watches hungrily

Fitheach Eun hastily grabs the plate and offer the defective an apple

Detective Clueless continues with the investigation

Detective Clueless: “You sir, have you been to the yellow house? I do believe you were said to hav been there.”

Fiesty Lotus gives the man some tea

Detective Clueless takes it gratefully and sips

Savage Denies the Theft

Savage.Taurus: "Me? " looks around, "oh no. I would never go to a yellow house after midsummer. It's just not fashionable."

Detective Clueless nods in agreement

Detective Clueless: Well, I think there be something wrong here.

Talia.Sunsong shakes her head "no".

Fitheach Eun looks at Fiesty and at the door

Savage.Taurus: Don't like your tea?

Talia.Sunsong: "There's just not enough cream. That's the only thing wrong in here."

Detective Clueless looks suspiciously at the curtains. I will return with a few others and see what we can find.

Fitheach Eun looks at the others and jerks her head towards the door

Detective Clueless hands the tea to the little girl

Clueless Hands the Tea to the Little Girl

Savage.Taurus: “Yes, tea without cream is just awful.”

Detective Clueless: “I shall return.”

Savage.Taurus: “Maybe if you get some cream for your tea, your item won't be swollen anymore.”

Fitheach Eun turns to the others; “Let's go now before he comes back with help.”

Savage.Taurus: shrugs, "Sure, let’s go"

Talia.Sunsong: "Will they take baby Rorn?"

Fiesty Lotus: yes.

Fitheach Eun: “They could; let's go.”

Savage.Taurus adjusts the spectacles that were sitting his nose the entire time

Talia.Sunsong "Let's run away."

Fiesty Lotus grabs some food and essentials and goes to the airship

Fitheach Eun runs to the airship ladder and climbs up swiftly

Fitheach Eun: “Dragon, are you driving?”

Savage.Taurus: “I wonder what 'stolen' item he was looking for?”

Fitheach Eun goes to pull up the ladder

The Refugees Prepare to Leave

Savage.Taurus: sure, I'll drive. “Where do we want to go?”

Detective Clueless turns around suspiciously and sees the people running to their airship.

Fitheach Eun: "Does it matter?"

Detective Clueless: He follows

Savage.Taurus: hops in the captain's chair, having no idea how to pilot such a craft, but certain he can figure it out, no problem

Talia.Sunsong: "Hurry before baby dragon kidnappers come!"

Fiesty Lotus: “Ahh, that man was so silly.”

Fitheach Eun hopes the dragon can figure out how to fly the airship quickly

Detective Clueless climbs on board

Savage.Taurus: pulls the lever and spins the wheel, making the steam dirigible careen sharply, then he spins it the other way, righting it again

Savage makes the Airship Careen Sharply

Detective Clueless: He enters through the back and sneaks up on the people

Talia.Sunsong: stumbles from the movement of the airship

Savage.Taurus notices they are going backwards, so he jams the lever forward, making the ship jerk forward suddenly

Fitheach Eun hears the defective approaching and frees her dagger

Detective Clueless grabs the sill, nearly tippin over

Savage.Taurus: grins as he is having fun, spinning the wheel to the right, making the large ship bank steeply

Can Wobbit, up on the roof stowing supplies, grabs the ropes to keep from being thrown off and peeks over the edge to see if help is needed.

Can Grabs the Ropes to Stay on the Roof

Detective Clueless: “You are running avay!”

Talia.Sunsong: "My legs aren't moving I can't be running."

Fitheach Eun: "This is our airship, what are you doing here?"

Savage.Taurus: begins spinning donuts in the air with the ship and then turns it the other way and hoots excitedly

Detective Clueless falls again and grabs his trenchant

Talia.Sunsong: "You can't have baby Rorn! He's mine, sort of."

Detective Clueless: “You will not get away!”

Clueless Addresses the Refugees

Savage.Taurus: “Away from what?”

Fitheach Eun see the man grab a weapon and begins to remove her bow from her back

Detective Clueless looks at the young mademoiselle as she runs out on the bow

Talia.Sunsong: "I'm keeping baby Rorn!"

Detective Clueless: “No Madamoselle, do not do that.”

Talia.Sunsong climbs onto the bow to keep away from the strange man.

Talia.Sunsong: "You're not taking him!"

Fitheach Eun watches Talia carefully

Talia Climbs out on the Bowsprit

Savage.Taurus: “You tryin' to take my kid, detective?”

Detective Clueless: “No, no - But do not go out there like that!”

Detective Clueless reaches for the lady

Fitheach Eun moves closer in case help is needed

Talia.Sunsong: "Stay away!"

Detective Clueless: and falls overboard

Talia.Sunsong:"Ooopps."

Savage.Taurus: watches the detective fall over, "Aww he'll be alright. Detectives can fly, right?"

Fitheach Eun: “No, humans can't fly; Dragon.”

Talia.Sunsong: "Oh phoeyyy. Do I have to save this annoying man?"

Fitheach Eun: “He will die falling from this height.”

Clueless Falls from the Airship

Detective Clueless screams

Savage.Taurus: “Well, then he shouldn't have done that then.”

Talia.Sunsong: "I'm so noble"

Fae Talia jumps off the bow, throws her cape off and her Fae wings appear.

Talia.Sunsong flapping her wings madly, she dives after the detective.

Talia.Sunsong: "I'm going to regret this."

Talia.Sunsong: She grabs the falling detective, slowing his descent. She tosses him into the cotton candy machine.

Talia Tosses Clueless into the Cotton Candy Machine

Detective Clueless falls into the sugery mess and closes his eyes

Detective Clueless mumbles: “No, it did not happen.”

Talia.Sunsong sighs at the loss of cotton candy and flies back to the airship.

Talia.Sunsong dusts off her hands. "I took the garbage out."

Fitheach Eun: Ok, Dragon; let's get out of here.”

Savage.Taurus: chuckles: Ok, here we go!